Did he really just say that?

This Clemens thing just gets weirder and weirder.

Roger showed up at his "press conference" with a horrific haircut and sweatsoak like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News. He looked like a guy on steroids.

Then his lawyer ("Rusty") jabbered on and on, breaking the cardinal rule of defense attorneying in the process. The idiot tried to compare Clemens and his situation to the Duke lacrosse team in a throroughly confusing analogy ("Wait a sec, did they just say that Roger Clemens raped somebody?!"). NEVER mention the word "rape" in a press conference unless you absolutely have to.