Friday, April 28, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 5: Alex Rodriguez

I don't really care what the stats say (although I'm pretty sure they say plenty), and I know he's been aces in the field, but Jesus Christ! This guy squashes more rallies than Giuliani! I think he voted for Bush, too.

I made a big stink about Sheffield screwing up the batting order-- maybe it's A-Hole that needs to be demoted to 6th...


"Let's Dance"- Tony Thompson
"Spirits in the Material World"- Stewart Copeland
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"- Manny Elias
"Sledgehammer"- Manu Katche
"Give Blood"- Simon Phillips
"Out of Touch"- Mickey Curry
"Tom Sawyer"- Neil Peart
"No Reply At All"- Phil Collins
"One Thing Leads To Another"- Adam Woods
"Love is a Battlefield"- Myron Grombacher
"(Oh) Pretty Woman"- Alex Van Halen

Thursday, April 27, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 4: Hideki Matsui

Over the last 4 games (all at home) Hideki's a combined 2 for 17, with 13 marooned baserunners. Am I the only one noticing our Japanese superstar yawning every once in a while? Give him a day off for chrissakes!!! He's got a lot of backlogged porn to catch up on!!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 3: Andy Phillips

Hey whiff machine!!!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 2: Gary Shitfield

Looks like Sturtze has a "back injury"-- that's an easy ticket out of the doghouse.

Sheffield broke the camel's back tonight with a muffed fly ball that's been waiting to happen for several years now. He spoiled a gutsy, gritty center field performance by J.D. with a half-assed who-gives-a-shit dropped catch in right. Tonight's hot topic should have been "how do we get Giambi to DH?"-- at least Giambi tries to field and throw. Sheff's attitude stinks.

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 1: Tanyon Sturtze

With the possible exception of Jaret Wright, "Sturtzie" is the only active homeboy getting booed on sight. Proctor pretty much has his job right now, and Small's return is getting closer. Sturtze has always looked like a deer in the headlights, but now he's starting to act like one. Or, still acting like one.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Sopranos gossip

my brother jerry knows a guy on the sopranos set-- he told me meadow gets really drunk in an upcoming episode and sleeps with christopher! i don't believe it, but he swears he heard it from one of the assistants...

Saturday, April 8, 2006


here's a fun idea:
what's your favorite dregs album of all time? i might have to go with "free fall"- although a lot of you might disagree with me!

Thursday, April 6, 2006

bay blunders

familiar yankee patterns return:

cano's late inning fumbles, setup problems in bullpen, a-rod's untimeliness, bernie's whiffs, outfield adventures...