8:58 - This is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen in my life. Jeez! They just showed the election-style map with the current polls, and Miami leads with 42%. Knicks are at 15% and the Nets aren't even on the map.
9:00 - Nice fucking shirt, LeBron! Seriously. I like that party shirt!
9:01 - Is James Earl Jones narrating this thing? Wait a sec, the show just started, and it's the exact same bunch of nimwits sitting around (Wilbon, Stuart Scott, one of the Barrys, some other moron)! A seamless transition from nothing to nothing.
9:04 - Wow, the Nets really are out of this? Hey, at least they just picked up Travis Outlaw!
9:05 - They're showing a video montage designed to convince us that LeBron is "the most coveted prize in this year's free agent class." No shit!!! Is there a Josh Childress Decision airing on TBS tonight that I didn't know about? I'm two seconds away from switching to Bethenny Getting Married? for Pete's sake!
9:10 - I was kinda hoping they might play "Heroin" in the background: "I have made... very big decision..."
9:14 - At 8:00 AM EST tomorrow morning, I'll announce whether I'm serving Lee Jr. a waffle, a bowl of oatmeal, or possibly yogurt.
9:17 - Yes!!! The Knicks have climbed to 15%!!!
9:18 - OK, let's be serious for a minute. This is total bullshit and insulting to sports fans of all kinds. I propose a boycott of ESPN and the NBA (unless he picks the Knicks) for this offensive charade. I'm not kidding. I'm never watching Sunday Night Baseball again.
9:22 - I can't believe they haven't played "Split Decision" by the Crowes yet! That's a slam dunk, right?
9:23 - Here we go, the actual interview. The word "process" was just used
9:26 - "Decision" is gaining on "process" as of ten seconds ago. I'll keep you posted.
9:27 - FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm such a stupid idiot. Really.
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