Live Post: Yanks-Sox!

7:05 - Yyyyyyyouch! Injection #614 goes into the books.

7:15 - Jr. just tore down the hall into the bedroom, screaming. Something tells me tonight's bath might not be so smooth...

7:25 - The boy just walked out on a full bath.

7:28 - Lured him in with a combination of Mr. Potato Head ("Toe-Head") and foam letters. Jr's first offering (besides ripping a fart) was a composite wall piece: "W  GOD  THOAMS  PERCY"

7:35 - At least he seems to be getting better at cleaning up. A joy to behold.

7:46 - Checked in on baby girl before reading to Jr. For some reason I keep singing Madonna songs to her... very strange.

8:35 - Jeez, this is taking forever. Knuffle Bunny Too, Thomas ABCs, The Prince's Bedtime, Bear in a Square (with counting in Spanish!), Monsters Don't Eat Broccoli. Maybe the Tylenol-4 was a bad idea.

8:50ish - Staggered out to bases loaded and one out. Apparently Beckett's losing his shit... Cano and Pyle left the game hurt. He looks wild.

8:58 - Wow, he's totally lost it. Beckett looks like he's laughing as he pisses the game away. Weird.

9:22 - I'd be a tad ashamed to be a Sox fan tonight. Jeremy Hermida? Awful.

9:34 - Al Leiter: (muttering, indecipherable)

9:37 - 9:49 - technical difficulties

9:50 - I'm back! Uh-oh, David "No Lead is Safe" Robertson just came in. This guy's a fucking disaster.

9:57 - Apparently Girardi's plan is to humiliate Robertson to the point of quitting, perhaps to save some money.

9:59 - This A-Rod v. Braden thing really is funny. Any time Alex gets in a war of words with anyone is great, especially when the other guy is a bigger kook than A-Rod himself.

"We don't do much talking in the 209."I mean, does this idiot actually think he sounds cool? Are we supposed to get the impression that Dallas Braden doesn't do much talking?

"He plays for the name on the back of the jersey, not the front. I don't know if he's noticed, but he doesn't have a name on the back over there so he should play for the name on the front."

This might be the best quote of the year. Especially coming from a grown man that wears white pajamas to work.

10:12 - Well, that was fun!