Sunday, September 24, 2006

slim pickins

Team Gizzola stays in the 2006 NFL Survivor Pool with a 13-10 Dolphins victory this week. Considering Philly next week.

WEEK 1: Cardinals
WEEK 2: Chargers
WEEK 3: Dolphins

Sunday, September 17, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 25: Joe Torre

Looks like Ron Villone's arm might already be in the process of falling off. His last few appearances:

2.2 IP, 4 H, 6 ER, 5 BB

From the looks of things, Brian Bruney might be Torre's next victim. He should ask Tanyon Sturtze and Paul Quantrill exactly how it feels when the nerves in your arm begin to shred and detach from the shoulder.

Still alive

After Week 2 of the NFL Survivor Pool, Team Gizzola is still kickin'. Here's where we are so far:

WEEK 1: Arizona
WEEK 2: San Diego

Might have to resort to Pats or even Colts next week-- seems a little early in the season for that.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Big Poopi

David Ortiz should shut the hell up. Listen to this garbage:

"...they'll vote for a position player, use that as an excuse."
--Yeah, fielding doesn't really matter anyway.

"Come hit in this lineup, see how good you can be."
--What, you mean batting in front of Manny Ramirez?!

"I'm right there, but I'm not going to win it."
--Good, I hope you're also right there when Jeter wins the MVP and gets to play in the playoffs.

What a pathetic whiner. I've seen Ortiz do lots of amazing things, but this is just embarassing.

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 24: Al Leiter

The Singleton-Leiter broadcasting combo is far worse than the Singleton-Murcer tandem, which is obviously Leiter's fault. Al mumbles and stumbles his way through the game as if he hasn't prepared anything to say at all. He made a vow on FAN that he'd provide edgy and honest commentary on YES, and he's done nothing of the sort (Keith Hernandez has been way more dangerous with SNY).

I'd like to hear John Flaherty a lot more often (I don't really want to see him though-- and what the f#$k is up with David Justice's new look?). Must be some politics going on there, because Flash is way better than Al or O'Neill or any of the other dial tone ex-Yanks they prop up in the YES booth.

Saturday, September 2, 2006

YANKEE DOGHOUSE 23: Joe Torre

PLEASE REST RON VILLONE'S ARM!! PLEASE REST RON VILLONE'S ARM!! IT MIGHT FALL OFF!! IT MIGHT FALL OFF!!